CSI: Miami - Dissolved




Champagne. Beautiful people. Drinks. Welcome to the Miami. Suddenly, a not-so-beautiful man enters the room: Ron Sarris. Turns out Sarris has been staying rent free with the young punk throwing the party. Sarris begins asking questions about the punk's latest score. "For someone telling me to keep my mouth shut, you sure are asking a lot of questions," Jimmy sneers. Suddenly, the two are fighting. Sarris throws the punk into a nearby swimming pool -- and something strange happens. Jimmy begins to boil!

Moments later, the team is onscene. A certain red-haired CSI dons his sunglasses to take a look at the boiled body floating in the pool. Just then, Ryan arrives with news: the witness who called in the incident is none other than Sarris. Growls Caine: "Well, here we go."

YEEE-OWWW!!! Cue opening credits. We don't get fooled again and all that!

Caine interviews Sarris, who is just as slimy as we all remember. The latter reminds the former he is currently working as a confidential informant. He denies boiling Jimmy -- at least intentionally. "I was the target," Sarris claims. "I swim laps every day ... You know who knows that? Julia!" Caine doesn't want to hear it. Montage time! Travers, Calleigh and Eric examine the pool. The result: the water was filled with concentrated sodium hydroxide -- or, "pretty nasty stuff," according to Travers. Eric quickly deduces the substance was introduced to the pool through the filtration system. Calleigh and her beau investigate the filtration shed and uncover a partial shoe print. "I guess the killer must have stepped in it," Calleigh says. I guess.

Eric and Frank head out to interview the pool cleaner, a Ken-doll looking dude named Pete. He explains someone broke into his truck the other day and stole his set of master keys. Hmm. Someone would need those keys in order to get into the filtration room and fill the tanks with chemical death. Caine, in the meantime, runs into Kyle in the CSI hallways. "Mom has been calling me nonstop," the boy says. "She's always getting mad talking about Ron." Just then, Julia calls Kyle's cell -- but Caine answers. Mom immediately hangs up. So Caine heads to Kyle's pad, where Julia has been hanging out. Lieutenant Red asks if Julia has been threatening Sarris. "Ron deserves to die!" Julia screams. So we'll take that as a "yes."


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